Our journey started with a bit of un-luck (yes, this is how I now define things according to Chinese manner: it’s all about being lucky (or not)…. Karma!): after spending a nice day in Macau we missed our flight from there to Kuala Lumpur and consequently our connecting flight from Kuala Lumpur to Kuching in the west of Borneo. Long story, but let’s not even start with the details by saying: we got there eventually by buying two new flights (the downside of low-cost airlines), it hurt but we are to blame (and I never learn to check my tickets properly)…. The marble floor in the Kuala Lumpur airport was cold, but clean enough to sleep on!
We got to Kuching early on day 2 and continued from there straight to Bako National park. The first part of the trip took one hour by public bus: an experience as such. The bus, yellow, like a school bus from the 1950s, full of locals with all their shopping from the market, children, people sitting on the floors and hanging out of the open doors (and windows), went through the suburbs and stopping (randomly) at invisible bus stops. From the end stop we took a little boat along the river to the peninsula, where the park headquarters are located. Again, an amazing boat ride past river villages (wooden shacks on long poles) and fisher boats.
When going to a national park in Malaysia, one has to always make sure that registration and permits are ok- otherwise one might pay MYR 10,000 or spent up to six years in jail. No Thanks! We left our backpacks in the dorm and went for a 3-hour 7 km jungle trek- I think I have never been sweating so much in my life! The humidity and heat was killing me and my whole body was completely messed up. It turned out that after a couple of days I had pretty much adapted- knowing how much to drink and when, not sweating as much anymore or feeling short of breath- I wouldn’t have thought that it would be so easy!
We met a Dutch painter at dinner, who had come to Bako to seek inspiration for his work- understandable since the landscapes are diverse and the rainforest and mangroves are absolutely amazing. We also spotted some monkeys and wild pigs and saw a great sunset and sunrise- the next morning we started out to a trail to the waterfalls at 6 am. Passing decayed buildings and signs I could not help to think of Homo Faber (a novel by Swiss architect Max Frisch) where an engineer ends up in the rainforests of Venezuela after a plane crash and disgusted by the chaos of life in starts a journey of search for his own identity, history and self (I do not need to mention, that this is a book worth reading). The Dutchman’s remark, whether I am not ashamed for studying finance, did not really help the situation. But he had a point in making me realize how limited my knowledge is, how useless finance (or any business studies and for that matter a lot of other subjects) are in the rainforest – a place which seems green, alive, innocent, but at the same time hostile: impenetrable, dying, slowly decomposing everything that was not originally its own.
We got back to Kuching that day in the afternoon and since our planned journey would lead us through the Sultanate of Brunei, I went to find the Consulate General of Brunei Darussalam in Kuching to get a visa (only for needed for Finnish citizens and some other select nationalities) to cross this weird little patch of land. The place was way out of town and despite given opening hours closed when I got there. When finally opening, they told me they needed 3 days to process my visa application. Impossible: my flight to Miri was on Wednesday morning (it was Monday) and the next day was a national holiday (in Malaysia officially “Mohammed’s birthday”). So I got them to give me a visa the same day. Minor problem: applicants need to present an official copy of their bank statements (no problem, copy my Visa card) and a passport photo. Problem- of course I had NO passport photo! What now? 1 hour left until the consulate would close again- they kept my passport and gave me some paper slip, called me a cab driver and together we went looking for a shop that would take photos and process them asap- not an easy task. But we found one and I was back 2 minutes before the consulate closed again: I don’t know what I would have done if we would have been late (no passport, no visa, alone on the outskirts of Kuching)! Well, I got my visa… what a pain (!) and I really hoped it would be worth all the effort (it was).
Day 4 was spent recovering from the loss of sleep of the last days. We pursued more “cultural” activities and visited the Sabah and Sarawak Museum. I also went to a cultural village (basically an open air museum) and Damai Beach – that is where all the “rich” tourists sit in their smug white resorts. Kuching also has some crazy markets, loads of colorful old buildings (Carpenter St.), a small waterfront with old women selling (cultured) pearls at a good price and a castle and the governor’s palace (Astana) on the other side of the river, and great seafood! We later heard that the waterfront was apparently not safe at night since some British tourists had gotten his faced sliced up with a knife the week before or so. Well, glad I didn’t know that at the time…
We flew to Miri the next morning and wanted to continue straight to the Niah caves- the biggest cave chamber in the world. This proved tricky, since there was only one bus that day (a miracle: there is also only on main road through Sarawak) which would drop us at some crossing from where we would have to find another ride, most likely a taxi for MYR 30 one way. Going out of the tourist info, an old man with greasy hair and few teeth approached us offering us a ride there and back for MYR 100 plus waiting for us for five hours while we would visit the caves. We thought about what to do and decided - although it was completely nuts - that we would take the chance. So we got into a little van and some other friend drove us to the caves. The guy did not speak any English which is quite uncommon in Malaysia since most people speak some English (much more than the average person in HK) and are eager to try it on you. Of course I was paranoid thinking of what all could happen, but since most Malay seem really helpful and friendly, it seems so easy to trust everyone which of course is again completely naïve and foolish. No worries: we got there and back alright and it proved to have been a wise decision, since the place was completely deserted.
Biggest cave chamber in the world- it was amazing!!! It took us 4 hours to get there walking through the jungle – amazing stone cliffs around (it was all coastline a long time ago) and another hour just to walk through the cave and see the cave paintings. Only downside or upside which made it adventurous: there were no people whatsoever! Imagine going through the jungle and into a cave with only millions of bats on the ceiling (and a lot of bat shit on the floor), with only one flashlight and no one around, darkness… only the remains of archeological excavations of the 1950s, everything in place as if the archeologists had just left the site; it feels as if time would stand still. We met two Americans on our way, but otherwise there was nobody. And the facilities at the park entrance as well as the accommodation was probably built for 100 people or so – a deserted tourist attraction once developed but never discovered… a sensation which proved to be the first but not the last of its kind: there are a lot of such places in Malaysia, i.e. there must have been a lot of money flowing into developing tourism at some point, but the tourists never came and the places were just left there, forgotten and slowly rotting in the vast forests. It was a completely crazy experience (and that is a phrase I repeated almost every day after that day)!
Trust your gut feeling. I guess that is the most important motto for traveling, or so it seems. We were recommended a hostel in the centre of Miri by the tourist information called Fairland Inn. We were dropped off there and went to check it out. It seemed clean but just didn’t feel right. I don’t know if it was the old Chinese guy sitting at the reception in front of the TV without a shirt, the atmosphere…. We went to another hostel I had found on hostelworld.com (often reliable in its recommendations, but of course not infallible in all cases) – lucky us (and twice in one day)! The owner, a guy who married a woman from the tribes and stayed in Miri, told us the place was basically a part-time brothel- the phenomenon being a common “problem” for a pass-through provincial town like Miri.
Anyways, this guy was the best thing that could have happened to us: he hooked us up with a Dutch guy also staying at the hostel and we went for a really good dinner with traditional regional food (yam, seafood, deer). Later we all met up in a bar with his crazy lawyer-friend, who filled us in on small town life in Malaysia, courtroom behavior of defendants and the Sarawak justice system: it all seems to be pretty relaxed and attorneys can get drunk and drive home (like that night) cause they know all the cops. Of course there is a darker side to things as well: Malaysian politics and the palm oil plantations, oil drilling and how cameras for foreign environmental activist organizations documenting the destruction of the rainforests are smuggled into the country and how then some activists suddenly go missing…
We got an offer for a ride to Brunei the next day which we gladly accepted: although the distance to Brunei is -again like the trip to the Niah caves- nothing in European dimensions, roads are often in a bad condition (as a matter of fact there is only one highway in Sarawak) and public transport impossible (one bus with 5 changeovers per day, miss one and you are stranded at the border or some junction in the middle of nowhere). After a morning in the markets of Miri (trying different nuts, dragon fruit, pomelos, pink apples, plums…), we visited the Petroleum Museum on Canada Hill (first drilling tower in Sarawak) which had been opened the week before. Shell bought the rights to drilling for oil (and selling petrol) in the whole province for “an apple and an egg” (as one would say in German) - for literally nothing- around the turn of the century and has since made A LOT of money – this is all documented in company friendly propaganda in the brand new Shell-sponsored museum – again a place without people (this time I understand though).
We crossed the border into Brunei in the afternoon and visited the “Billionth barrel of oil” monument erected in 1991. Brunei is like a little Switzerland of some sort: no income tax, free healthcare, sports facilities (gyms, aerobics…) and education: the government subsidizes the purchase of cars and houses. The liter petrol costs 53 Brunei cents (0.26 Euro cents). The only downside: it’s all oil money and the oil is predicted to run out in 2030. Oops.*
The mosque was amazing, although we could only visit the grounds around it (it was Friday), as is the contract to the shabby water villages which are easily reachable by water taxi. Bus stops are on piers in blue color - the stairs leading down to the water are pretty slippery - in the evening filled with women in headscarves and long pastel colored robes waving in the wind. Tourists are rare although there is a whole suburb with foreign oil workers (“Shell village”), for whom alcohol is smuggled into the country (there seems to be a lively black market). We were content with good Chinese food, decent coffee and ice-cream….
* Otherwise the country is a Sultanate since 1400-something which used to include Borneo and part of the Philippines, crumbling to its tiny size gradually by ceding parts to the to-be self-declared white rajah or Sarawak, James Brooke, Britain and others. The country is currently ruled by Majesty Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah, the Sultan and Yang Di-Pertuan of Brunei Darussalam, but the royal family is more known of the money laundering/ other business activities of the crown prince who e.g. in 1998 lost about $ 18 billion.